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Fred's Super Software Co.
Smithy Shed
Clachan
Benbecula
Outer Hebrides
Tel Lochboisdale 345
19th February 1995
Austin Computer Sys
Bf 888
Kempston
Bedfordshire
Dear Sirs,
It has come to the attention of this company that you have been in
the habit of bundling less than inferior software with your PCs.
Here at Fred's Super Software Co. we produce some of the most
inferior software products available anywhere in the known
universe.
We are therefore most surprised that you have not contacted us with
a view to bundling one or more of our products.
A friend of mine recently purchased a machine from you and found
that the financial functions in the bundled spreadsheet actually
gave correct answers more than forty percent of the time. This
would certainly not have been the case had you bundled "Fred's
Super Spreads".
As an astute business person I am sure you realize the importance
of bundling only the most inferior software with your machines. I
have therefor taken the liberty of enclosing our product list and
sample programs.
Yours faithfully,
Fred A McTavish
................................................................................
Fred's Super Software Co.
Smithy Shed
Clachan
Benbecula
Outer Hebrides
Tel Lochboisdale 345
19th February 1995
Chipboards Plc
Almac House
Church Lane
Bisley
Surrey
Dear Sirs,
It has come to the attention of this company that you have been in
the habit of bundling less than inferior software with your PCs.
Here at Fred's Super Software Co. we produce some of the most
inferior software products available anywhere in the known
universe.
We are therefore most surprised that you have not contacted us with
a view to bundling one or more of our products.
A friend of mine recently purchased a machine from you and found
that the financial functions in the bundled spreadsheet actually
gave correct answers more than forty percent of the time. This
would certainly not have been the case had you bundled "Fred's
Super Spreads".
As an astute business person I am sure you realize the importance
of bundling only the most inferior software with your machines. I
have therefor taken the liberty of enclosing our product list and
sample programs.
Yours faithfully,
Fred A McTavish
................................................................................
Fred's Super Software Co.
Smithy Shed
Clachan
Benbecula
Outer Hebrides
Tel Lochboisdale 345
19th February 1995
'puters
The Warehouse
50c Chatterton Rd
Bromley
Kent
Dear Sirs,
It has come to the attention of this company that you have been in
the habit of bundling less than inferior software with your PCs.
Here at Fred's Super Software Co. we produce some of the most
inferior software products available anywhere in the known
universe.
We are therefore most surprised that you have not contacted us with
a view to bundling one or more of our products.
A friend of mine recently purchased a machine from you and found
that the financial functions in the bundled spreadsheet actually
gave correct answers more than forty percent of the time. This
would certainly not have been the case had you bundled "Fred's
Super Spreads".
As an astute business person I am sure you realize the importance
of bundling only the most inferior software with your machines. I
have therefor taken the liberty of enclosing our product list and
sample programs.
Yours faithfully,
Fred A McTavish
................................................................................
Fred's Super Software Co.
Smithy Shed
Clachan
Benbecula
Outer Hebrides
Tel Lochboisdale 345
19th February 1995
A I C Ltd
Crown House
North Circular Rd
London
Dear Sirs,
It has come to the attention of this company that you have been in
the habit of bundling less than inferior software with your PCs.
Here at Fred's Super Software Co. we produce some of the most
inferior software products available anywhere in the known
universe.
We are therefore most surprised that you have not contacted us with
a view to bundling one or more of our products.
A friend of mine recently purchased a machine from you and found
that the financial functions in the bundled spreadsheet actually
gave correct answers more than forty percent of the time. This
would certainly not have been the case had you bundled "Fred's
Super Spreads".
As an astute business person I am sure you realize the importance
of bundling only the most inferior software with your machines. I
have therefor taken the liberty of enclosing our product list and
sample programs.
Yours faithfully,
Fred A McTavish
................................................................................
Fred's Super Software Co.
Smithy Shed
Clachan
Benbecula
Outer Hebrides
Tel Lochboisdale 345
19th February 1995
Paro Microsystems
Kelvin Chambers
56 Kelvingrove St
Glasgow
Dear Sirs,
It has come to the attention of this company that you have been in
the habit of bundling less than inferior software with your PCs.
Here at Fred's Super Software Co. we produce some of the most
inferior software products available anywhere in the known
universe.
We are therefore most surprised that you have not contacted us with
a view to bundling one or more of our products.
A friend of mine recently purchased a machine from you and found
that the financial functions in the bundled spreadsheet actually
gave correct answers more than forty percent of the time. This
would certainly not have been the case had you bundled "Fred's
Super Spreads".
As an astute business person I am sure you realize the importance
of bundling only the most inferior software with your machines. I
have therefor taken the liberty of enclosing our product list and
sample programs.
Yours faithfully,
Fred A McTavish
................................................................................
Fred's Super Software Co.
Smithy Shed
Clachan
Benbecula
Outer Hebrides
Tel Lochboisdale 345
19th February 1995
Pi Computers
Rycote Lane
Thame
Oxon
Dear Sirs,
It has come to the attention of this company that you have been in
the habit of bundling less than inferior software with your PCs.
Here at Fred's Super Software Co. we produce some of the most
inferior software products available anywhere in the known
universe.
We are therefore most surprised that you have not contacted us with
a view to bundling one or more of our products.
A friend of mine recently purchased a machine from you and found
that the financial functions in the bundled spreadsheet actually
gave correct answers more than forty percent of the time. This
would certainly not have been the case had you bundled "Fred's
Super Spreads".
As an astute business person I am sure you realize the importance
of bundling only the most inferior software with your machines. I
have therefor taken the liberty of enclosing our product list and
sample programs.
Yours faithfully,
Fred A McTavish
................................................................................
Fred's Super Software Co.
Smithy Shed
Clachan
Benbecula
Outer Hebrides
Tel Lochboisdale 345
19th February 1995
Reeves Plc
Technology House
75 Tenter Rd
Hanson Business Pk
Moulton Park
Dear Sirs,
It has come to the attention of this company that you have been in
the habit of bundling less than inferior software with your PCs.
Here at Fred's Super Software Co. we produce some of the most
inferior software products available anywhere in the known
universe.
We are therefore most surprised that you have not contacted us with
a view to bundling one or more of our products.
A friend of mine recently purchased a machine from you and found
that the financial functions in the bundled spreadsheet actually
gave correct answers more than forty percent of the time. This
would certainly not have been the case had you bundled "Fred's
Super Spreads".
As an astute business person I am sure you realize the importance
of bundling only the most inferior software with your machines. I
have therefor taken the liberty of enclosing our product list and
sample programs.
Yours faithfully,
Fred A McTavish
................................................................................
Fred's Super Software Co.
Smithy Shed
Clachan
Benbecula
Outer Hebrides
Tel Lochboisdale 345
19th February 1995
Dan Technology
Unit 8
Towers Business Pk
Carey Way
Wembley
Dear Sirs,
It has come to the attention of this company that you have been in
the habit of bundling less than inferior software with your PCs.
Here at Fred's Super Software Co. we produce some of the most
inferior software products available anywhere in the known
universe.
We are therefore most surprised that you have not contacted us with
a view to bundling one or more of our products.
A friend of mine recently purchased a machine from you and found
that the financial functions in the bundled spreadsheet actually
gave correct answers more than forty percent of the time. This
would certainly not have been the case had you bundled "Fred's
Super Spreads".
As an astute business person I am sure you realize the importance
of bundling only the most inferior software with your machines. I
have therefor taken the liberty of enclosing our product list and
sample programs.
Yours faithfully,
Fred A McTavish
................................................................................
Fred's Super Software Co.
Smithy Shed
Clachan
Benbecula
Outer Hebrides
Tel Lochboisdale 345
19th February 1995
Mesh Comp & Electron
Mesh House
Apsley Court
Apsley Way
London
Dear Sirs,
It has come to the attention of this company that you have been in
the habit of bundling less than inferior software with your PCs.
Here at Fred's Super Software Co. we produce some of the most
inferior software products available anywhere in the known
universe.
We are therefore most surprised that you have not contacted us with
a view to bundling one or more of our products.
A friend of mine recently purchased a machine from you and found
that the financial functions in the bundled spreadsheet actually
gave correct answers more than forty percent of the time. This
would certainly not have been the case had you bundled "Fred's
Super Spreads".
As an astute business person I am sure you realize the importance
of bundling only the most inferior software with your machines. I
have therefor taken the liberty of enclosing our product list and
sample programs.
Yours faithfully,
Fred A McTavish
................................................................................
Fred's Super Software Co.
Smithy Shed
Clachan
Benbecula
Outer Hebrides
Tel Lochboisdale 345
19th February 1995
Compstand
Terminus Rd
Chichester
West Sussex
Dear Sirs,
It has come to the attention of this company that you have been in
the habit of bundling less than inferior software with your PCs.
Here at Fred's Super Software Co. we produce some of the most
inferior software products available anywhere in the known
universe.
We are therefore most surprised that you have not contacted us with
a view to bundling one or more of our products.
A friend of mine recently purchased a machine from you and found
that the financial functions in the bundled spreadsheet actually
gave correct answers more than forty percent of the time. This
would certainly not have been the case had you bundled "Fred's
Super Spreads".
As an astute business person I am sure you realize the importance
of bundling only the most inferior software with your machines. I
have therefor taken the liberty of enclosing our product list and
sample programs.
Yours faithfully,
Fred A McTavish
................................................................................
Fred's Super Software Co.
Smithy Shed
Clachan
Benbecula
Outer Hebrides
Tel Lochboisdale 345
19th February 1995
Time Computer Syst
Time House
Devonport Rd
Blackburn
Dear Sirs,
It has come to the attention of this company that you have been in
the habit of bundling less than inferior software with your PCs.
Here at Fred's Super Software Co. we produce some of the most
inferior software products available anywhere in the known
universe.
We are therefore most surprised that you have not contacted us with
a view to bundling one or more of our products.
A friend of mine recently purchased a machine from you and found
that the financial functions in the bundled spreadsheet actually
gave correct answers more than forty percent of the time. This
would certainly not have been the case had you bundled "Fred's
Super Spreads".
As an astute business person I am sure you realize the importance
of bundling only the most inferior software with your machines. I
have therefor taken the liberty of enclosing our product list and
sample programs.
Yours faithfully,
Fred A McTavish
................................................................................
Fred's Super Software Co.
Smithy Shed
Clachan
Benbecula
Outer Hebrides
Tel Lochboisdale 345
19th February 1995
Kamco Comp Systs
Unit 20
8 Standard Rd
London
Dear Sirs,
It has come to the attention of this company that you have been in
the habit of bundling less than inferior software with your PCs.
Here at Fred's Super Software Co. we produce some of the most
inferior software products available anywhere in the known
universe.
We are therefore most surprised that you have not contacted us with
a view to bundling one or more of our products.
A friend of mine recently purchased a machine from you and found
that the financial functions in the bundled spreadsheet actually
gave correct answers more than forty percent of the time. This
would certainly not have been the case had you bundled "Fred's
Super Spreads".
As an astute business person I am sure you realize the importance
of bundling only the most inferior software with your machines. I
have therefor taken the liberty of enclosing our product list and
sample programs.
Yours faithfully,
Fred A McTavish
................................................................................
Fred's Super Software Co.
Smithy Shed
Clachan
Benbecula
Outer Hebrides
Tel Lochboisdale 345
19th February 1995
Olympic Technology
220 Tottenham Ct Rd
London
Dear Sirs,
It has come to the attention of this company that you have been in
the habit of bundling less than inferior software with your PCs.
Here at Fred's Super Software Co. we produce some of the most
inferior software products available anywhere in the known
universe.
We are therefore most surprised that you have not contacted us with
a view to bundling one or more of our products.
A friend of mine recently purchased a machine from you and found
that the financial functions in the bundled spreadsheet actually
gave correct answers more than forty percent of the time. This
would certainly not have been the case had you bundled "Fred's
Super Spreads".
As an astute business person I am sure you realize the importance
of bundling only the most inferior software with your machines. I
have therefor taken the liberty of enclosing our product list and
sample programs.
Yours faithfully,
Fred A McTavish
................................................................................
Fred's Super Software Co.
Smithy Shed
Clachan
Benbecula
Outer Hebrides
Tel Lochboisdale 345
19th February 1995
Nth American Researc
Unit 8/1
Borthwick View
Pentland Ind Est
Loanhead
Dear Sirs,
It has come to the attention of this company that you have been in
the habit of bundling less than inferior software with your PCs.
Here at Fred's Super Software Co. we produce some of the most
inferior software products available anywhere in the known
universe.
We are therefore most surprised that you have not contacted us with
a view to bundling one or more of our products.
A friend of mine recently purchased a machine from you and found
that the financial functions in the bundled spreadsheet actually
gave correct answers more than forty percent of the time. This
would certainly not have been the case had you bundled "Fred's
Super Spreads".
As an astute business person I am sure you realize the importance
of bundling only the most inferior software with your machines. I
have therefor taken the liberty of enclosing our product list and
sample programs.
Yours faithfully,
Fred A McTavish
................................................................................
Fred's Super Software Co.
Smithy Shed
Clachan
Benbecula
Outer Hebrides
Tel Lochboisdale 345
19th February 1995
Compumart
7 Ventura Park
Old Parkbury Lane
Colney St
St Albans
Dear Sirs,
It has come to the attention of this company that you have been in
the habit of bundling less than inferior software with your PCs.
Here at Fred's Super Software Co. we produce some of the most
inferior software products available anywhere in the known
universe.
We are therefore most surprised that you have not contacted us with
a view to bundling one or more of our products.
A friend of mine recently purchased a machine from you and found
that the financial functions in the bundled spreadsheet actually
gave correct answers more than forty percent of the time. This
would certainly not have been the case had you bundled "Fred's
Super Spreads".
As an astute business person I am sure you realize the importance
of bundling only the most inferior software with your machines. I
have therefor taken the liberty of enclosing our product list and
sample programs.
Yours faithfully,
Fred A McTavish
................................................................................
Fred's Super Software Co.
Smithy Shed
Clachan
Benbecula
Outer Hebrides
Tel Lochboisdale 345
19th February 1995
Admincure Ltd
Admin House
Great Central Way
Rugby
Warwickshire
Dear Sirs,
It has come to the attention of this company that you have been in
the habit of bundling less than inferior software with your PCs.
Here at Fred's Super Software Co. we produce some of the most
inferior software products available anywhere in the known
universe.
We are therefore most surprised that you have not contacted us with
a view to bundling one or more of our products.
A friend of mine recently purchased a machine from you and found
that the financial functions in the bundled spreadsheet actually
gave correct answers more than forty percent of the time. This
would certainly not have been the case had you bundled "Fred's
Super Spreads".
As an astute business person I am sure you realize the importance
of bundling only the most inferior software with your machines. I
have therefor taken the liberty of enclosing our product list and
sample programs.
Yours faithfully,
Fred A McTavish
................................................................................
Fred's Super Software Co.
Smithy Shed
Clachan
Benbecula
Outer Hebrides
Tel Lochboisdale 345
19th February 1995
P C Now
Alderstone Business
Park
Mc Millan Rd
Livingstone
Dear Sirs,
It has come to the attention of this company that you have been in
the habit of bundling less than inferior software with your PCs.
Here at Fred's Super Software Co. we produce some of the most
inferior software products available anywhere in the known
universe.
We are therefore most surprised that you have not contacted us with
a view to bundling one or more of our products.
A friend of mine recently purchased a machine from you and found
that the financial functions in the bundled spreadsheet actually
gave correct answers more than forty percent of the time. This
would certainly not have been the case had you bundled "Fred's
Super Spreads".
As an astute business person I am sure you realize the importance
of bundling only the most inferior software with your machines. I
have therefor taken the liberty of enclosing our product list and
sample programs.
Yours faithfully,
Fred A McTavish
................................................................................
Fred's Super Software Co.
Smithy Shed
Clachan
Benbecula
Outer Hebrides
Tel Lochboisdale 345
19th February 1995
Micro Surgeons Ltd
Deeside Industrial
Estate
Welsh Rd
Clwyd
Dear Sirs,
It has come to the attention of this company that you have been in
the habit of bundling less than inferior software with your PCs.
Here at Fred's Super Software Co. we produce some of the most
inferior software products available anywhere in the known
universe.
We are therefore most surprised that you have not contacted us with
a view to bundling one or more of our products.
A friend of mine recently purchased a machine from you and found
that the financial functions in the bundled spreadsheet actually
gave correct answers more than forty percent of the time. This
would certainly not have been the case had you bundled "Fred's
Super Spreads".
As an astute business person I am sure you realize the importance
of bundling only the most inferior software with your machines. I
have therefor taken the liberty of enclosing our product list and
sample programs.
Yours faithfully,
Fred A McTavish
................................................................................
Fred's Super Software Co.
Smithy Shed
Clachan
Benbecula
Outer Hebrides
Tel Lochboisdale 345
19th February 1995
Esys Technology Gro
Unit 4
12 Avon Close
Granby Ind Est
Weymouth
Dear Sirs,
It has come to the attention of this company that you have been in
the habit of bundling less than inferior software with your PCs.
Here at Fred's Super Software Co. we produce some of the most
inferior software products available anywhere in the known
universe.
We are therefore most surprised that you have not contacted us with
a view to bundling one or more of our products.
A friend of mine recently purchased a machine from you and found
that the financial functions in the bundled spreadsheet actually
gave correct answers more than forty percent of the time. This
would certainly not have been the case had you bundled "Fred's
Super Spreads".
As an astute business person I am sure you realize the importance
of bundling only the most inferior software with your machines. I
have therefor taken the liberty of enclosing our product list and
sample programs.
Yours faithfully,
Fred A McTavish
................................................................................